Welcome to My Gay Dad the podcast. I’m Alan wild and this is my amazing husband Richard. Hello!

All right, today we’re going to be covering COVID-19 Madness, Ellen,  life advice and so much more.

I will let you kick it off

So much to talk about,  with all of the craziness in the world. I’m going to start off with something just a little bit light;  Gucci just came out with a pair of overalls selling at $1,400 for just the one pair the single A pair of overalls. I don’t get it. Do you really have to feel that good or that bad about yourself to have to buy a pair of overalls that look used? These overalls are faded and worn. I think I’ve got a pair left from the 80s the back of my closet. The description is denim. It’s all faded blue with strong grass stains. Got to have those grass stains look like you don’t wash them and a Gucci label sewn on the back pocket. Ugh!

 

Maybe I’m too Frugal. They have other things I don’t maybe I feel okay about myself to where I don’t have to go and spend fourteen hundred dollars for a pair of Gucci designer overalls that frankly look like they’ve been rolled around in on the grass in the dirt backyard, garden, whatever but like I say to each their own.

Hey, I’ve got an idea. How about If I sell my old underwear?

No thanks! and I’ll just sew my own tag in them “Cootchie!” Yeah, right funny, ha! Ha funny funny.

So moving on we’re going to go to the Benadryl challenge this challenge.

Wait a minute. What is a Benadryl challenge? I haven’t even heard of this crazy stuff.

That’s because you’re not on TicToc.

Oh my God, oh the Youth of today, hoyphae.

 

This is a challenge that’s posted on Tick-Tock and it’s known as the Benadryl challenge. It encourages viewers to take large doses of the antihistamine and it induces hallucinations experts say that excessive amounts of Benadryl can cause serious health issues and

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Sorry for interrupting, hallucinations?  

Heck just drink a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. You people that are over 40 Five ish will know what Mad Dog 20/20 is and it goes right through your system still get the same effect back to the Benadryl.

I don’t know what Mad dog 44 is. I

t’s 2020. Okay, it could be 60 20 and I still wouldn’t know what it is!

 Wait a minute. We’ve been together for 29 years and you don’t know what Mad Dog 20/20 is?  

And I’ve never had it!

Good God it is the rot gut of grape juice / it comes in the screw top bottle. One of the very first screw-top bottles. I might add and we shaped bottle fits right in your back pocket. Back in the say 80s back when I was in high school. But yeah, no, not that I ever did anything bad as a kid. I was definitely over 21 when I tried Mad Dog 20/20 for the 72nd time.

Back to the Benadryl

Way back in August. There was a 15 year old and that 15 year old reportedly died after doing The Challenge on The Tick Tock video? So qoute from the mother. “It was scary. She had fractured sentences hallucinations. Her resting heart rate was 199.”  Johnson & Johnson, the manufacturer of Benadryl has posted a warning about the challenge and Tick-Tock officials said they’ve been removing posts that publicize this challenge. I don’t get it, with all the stuff you can do out there, You have to take Benadryl to hallucinate. For God’s sake just watch the news for a night. That would make you want to hallucinate enough.

So anyway, I have to be honest, this story coming from the person sitting next to me. Oh my God, it’s hilarious. This guy is of average size for a man in his 50s… being generous. It’s hilarious not to be overly personal, but if I ever wanted to, you know knock him out for a couple days. I could give him a whole Benadryl pill, you know, the little pink pills that are like, you know, a quarter of an inch long? Mr. Toughy over here, not knowing what Mad Dog 20/20 is, takes a third of those and is out for hours! Now mind you, I’m envious because I can’t sleep some nights worth do do, but a third of a pill, he’s out like a stone. Like a Rock! Dead to the world.

It’s true. I am a total lightweight when it comes to medications. Once I took what was it codine or hydrocodone for a dental issue and I ended up standing in the middle of the living room with my hands in the air singing Dolly Parton, I will always love you, again and again and again and trust me Dolly does it good Whitney does it better. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm great! Good times!

What’s next on our list to talk about? How’s the weather out there today? Boy this fall whether it’s amazing. I love it.

Well considering it’s almost the holiday season. The weather outside is frightful.

Oh, God, please don’t go there with this Christmas music. I’m living with a Christmas freak, A Christmas. Techno. Oh my god. I’ve been listening to Christmas music for 3 weeks already and I’m about to go bananas. I’m about to go take a bottle of that Mad Dog 20/20 so I can get through the day.

Back to something a little lighter. Yes. Let’s go over Zane and Gigi. Wait take it first of all who the hell is Zane? Whoops. Am I supposed to say that word? It’s cable. We’re good. They even say shit on cable.

It’s podcast not cable. See how far back he is?

No, no! No, I was on cable. You can cuss there’s a lady that said, oh we about the debates. I was watching a little teaser about this lady said it was an absolute shit show.

 

And then she said whoops, can’t say shit on cable. Oh on TV. Now on cable, you can say shit. She went back and she said the debate where an absolute shit show. We’re going to try and stay away form the political side of stuff because, I mean it is literally everywhere. I was sitting on the toilet, you know, did my thing.  I had the newspaper, opened up the paper and it said vote for Trump! So I wiped my ass with it. Yeah, that was about As Good As It Gets.

Anyway okay back to Zane. Who is Zane by the way? I don’t know, I sent you a picture.

They say he’s hot but I don’t know he kind of looks like a Mad Dog 20/20 Harry Potter plus, you know minus the lightning scar in about 40 years, I don’t know it looks like he’s wearing this whole $1,400 overall bologna and I guess he and Gigi…. Who the heck is Gigi? She’s a supermodel!  

A supermodel?

You wouldn’t know that because you’re gay.

Oh, I’m a supermodel.

But anyway, they’re having a baby. Whoo hoo! What is this about this announcing stuff? I mean for God’s sake you have to announce you are having a baby. You have to announce, you have this big shindig whether it’s a boy or girl, you have to announce that you stub your toe on the couch when you were getting up to get a drink of milk last night. You have to announce this, you have to announce that. You have to use a plane to run across the sky! Announced this announce that. What about a little bit of privacy? As I sit here blasting my life to the world. Well and mind you, I am doing this under duress. I’m only doing it so I can stay married for another couple years, but thanks. He’s got that right!

See my new shirt. Yes twins. Oh God. Okay. Wait stop stop.

 

Alan and I have been together 29 years. Well, January will be 29 years. Wait, was that too personal? We always kind of, his lovely God Rest her soul mother used to buy us kind of coordinating matching shirt. I get the red one. He’d get the blue one, and we used to wear them, you know to because to please our cuz you know, she’s the mom and she’s fabulous and lovely she’s probably looking down on us laughing at us in these matching shirts. We have never worn matching shirts ever before in our life, coordinating. Yes, matching? Absolutely not! so I feel, I have to tell you, I feel a little stupid sitting here, but they’re nice shirts.

It’s called of uniform! The last time I wore a uniform. Oh my God. I was slinging hamburgers at a restaurant.

Yes. So, okay. Let’s move on Zayn and Gigi actually already had the baby and the main concern is what are they going to do with the Covid situation? And how are they going to keep that baby safe? So many times I have Seen in the grocery store in All these people have their babies. Their mouths are covered their faces are covered. So it’s not mandated that children under three have to wear a face mask. I’m not sure I understand why but it’s not required for children under three, here in the city where we live that they have to. Children under 3 are not mandated to wear a face mask. I don’t know. I don’t understand that, don’t you? Like babies won’t catch COVID? That whole thing has to kind of relate to this new baby with Gigi and Zayn.

Like they ever had to go to the grocery store. Just tell their assistants to do it. Oh to be rich! But anyway, I have to tell you along with those overalls this same guy is wearing the most hideous jacket. I don’t appreciate it. But you know what? Yeah, Hello Dolly? Dolly wants her coat of many colors back, okay So this is our first thing and again, I tell you I’m doing this under duress. So this is our first podcast so bear with us. Well, I’m not going to bear with you. But anyway, so we’re kind of figuring this out as we go. My list says to talk about Ruth, it is important, God Rest her soul.  Pause for a minute. Let’s thank Ruth for her strength, her honesty, her willingness to put herself out there. And most of all for being educated intelligent and kind. Thank you. She’s turning over in her grave night right now with everything that’s going on with this Supreme Court Justice, and I thought we were not talking about politics on this podcast.

You said we weren’t talking about politics. Hey dude, it’s all on the list you made. The list! People get out there and vote! Whether your red, blue, green ,purple, yellow or freaking chartreuse, get out and vote.  Knowing what you know now, You’ve got to vote. We need a voice. Just please be informed read your blue book study your ballot issues, you know for both sides because all this, he did that, he did this. Be informed! Know what you’re getting into. When I was much, much younger, you know back when you had to Chisel into a stone? I kind of I would vote for the person I thought was most attractive. I’m embarrassed to say that, yes, but it’s happened. It’s happened! Please be informed when you go and vote. Fill out your ballot and mail it in or you have to go to the polls. Be safe. Don’t let people intimidate you. The poll Watchers that have been encouraged to go sit and watch, which is illegal, you know voter intimidation. Don’t be intimidated. Go vote. I’m done with politics.

I’m not! Oh geez back to Ruth RGB. So RBG or Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Okay, so during her funeral. It’s always like this….

Her trainer.

He’s the star. I’m the assistant

Her trainer.

Actually she spent a lot of time, Oh, I saw this, she is amazing for her age. She was always into fitness and she was always doing things to make herself better and during her funeral her trainer paid. Let’s back up for one second. With her first cancer diagnosis, she became a health fanatic. She changed her diet. She started exercising.

 

Which leads us to this tribute? She’s had this longtime trainer, long time. I don’t exactly know how long but they’ve been together for years.

So thank you. I apologize for interrupting. He’s going to edit me out of all this where I talk over him. So yeah, 29 years! GO.

Okay. So the trainer gave the best personal tribute to her. He walked up to her casket and did a push-up and so many people felt that it was offensive. But I personally think that that was one of the best tributes that you can give someone, you know, it’s like a dog trainer having their dog at their funeral. I agree with you. I absolutely concur 100% to, for him. That’s what they shared gosh. That’s what they love to do together. That was their relationship. They worked out. Yeah.

 

He hold her come on Ruth, you can do this, give me two more. She probably kicked him in his ass. I don’t know, I’m trying to provide content! That was their relationship and I was very touched by that. I felt it was honest. I felt it was respectful. It was emotional that he got up there and did that. I just, I was very impressed by him. These uptight idiots that’s think he was disrespectful, they just don’t get it. I guess they’re just too tied up. I don’t know. I’ve said this a couple times already and I’m very proud of it. This man has put up with me for 29 years and our rights are under attack by the current administration. They are under attack from many, many, points of view. Whether it’s the Supreme Court , whether it’s the Defense of Marriage Act whether it’s a Baker baking a cake or refusing to make a cake. We’ve worked so hard to get where we’re at. We cannot be put back in the closet, I don’t like them, They’re small. They’re dark they’re dank. You see things there that you haven’t seen in years. We can’t go back again. That’s why it’s important to be informed while you vote. Know these people, just like the Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett? She belongs to a group called “Praise that people” look them up. I’m not going to give you the information, look them up. See what they stand for. Our rights are under attack, women’s rights are under attack, immigrant rights are under attack. Yes. It’s been 200 years, but we are all immigrants to this country our immigration system needs some refining and some work. There needs to be a right, legal way to come here, Absolutely. But we cannot shut it down. We all came from somewhere else.

I don’t know where he came from.

Who knows how to turn off the switch for his microphone?

Okay. I know, it got a little serious there for a minute folks. Don’t you hate that word folks? If you say it wrong, it sounds offensive.

Well, it doesn’t sound offensive, It makes you sound like you’re 90.

Folks, gather around, folks. We’re gonna have a hootenanny here shortly.

Ellen’s back bitches!

Geez. Oh God, if you have money you can do what you want. So be it she has money she knows what she wants. She tells you what she thinks she’s come up for the through the ranks. She’s made it. Anyway, she is being accused of so many different things but she’s apologized and her apology Hit YouTube first and then it hit her show and so many people don’t believe her apology. They don’t believe that it was Honest and true and we’re all human she was unaware of most of the things that happened.

Ellen gives away millions of dollars a year gives away donates helps people. Yeah. She has hundreds thousands of people that she works with and they work for her. She cannot control everything. She’s come up through the ranks. I mean she was one of the very first out, proud, but gay people, lesbian people in the public eye. She did it give her some slack. She paved the road. Whatever, nobody’s perfect. I bet she she probably didn’t even know it existed. Moving on. She had promoted the DJ his name is tWitch and I don’t know if you’ve seen him. But who was on one of my favorite shows. So You Think You Can Dance which They’ve changed the format. I don’t really care for it much but when it first started. He was on So You Think You Can Dance as a dancer if I remember correctly and then he became a judge and then he moved to this show that show. He married this beautiful girl, has a family and now is a DJ, He was just recently promoted not to mention, he’s a very attractive man.

Very attractive.

Hey!

Anyway, he was promoted and Some people are saying that she only did that to make him the token black man. The point is ,whatever happened to earning the promotion. I truly think that he is talented. He is knowledgeable. He’s not going to sit back and allow himself to be victimized. He is going to work hard and do what he can to be promoted. He’s an amazing guy. He’s talented. He’s worked his way up. You know, he does the show Let it go at that. To each their own. He’s not in jail. I haven’t heard reports of him, you know slaughtering puppies to make butter for his toast. I watch the show to watch the show. If you don’t like watching him, you don’t like then turn the channel. It’s that easy. I’m kind of a straightforward person. It’s too much too much.

Okay before we start this really serious topic that is you know, right on the forefront of everything today, as well It should be.  I have a stupid dad joke. What do you call a person who takes care of chickens? All right – a chicken tender, why of course. Buh dump bump.  Sometimes I crack myself up! Take a breath.

I don’t really want to talk about COVID today. Just wear that mask. Well, the point is there are people in Texas and poison Center region, since the start of August experts are again warning people that drinking bleach will not prevent covid-19 the organization pointed to misleading and inaccurate information circulating online about how to prevent the spread of covid-19 for the cause of the poisoning.

So we all know where this came from, injecting yourself with bleach and. Oh wait, that was sarcasm. Oh, that is sarcasm.

I was just kidding. That’s a wink.

I believe that. I got a wink!

Anyway, drinking….. that was sarcasm. Do not drink bleach, do not inject yourself with bleach. How absurd and for someone in his position, the position. I don’t want to offend people out there who believe one way or another so I tried to stay as middle of the road. For someone in the position that that man holds, for him to get up in front of the world and suggest by sarcasm that bleach would, that’s not even a funny joke. I mean, I tell some of the most ludicrous stupid jokes. You have no idea, What do you call a person who takes care of chickens? Yeah. See yeah!

Just for that person to get up there, in that position, and suggest, laughs that out, joke about that, out of sarcasm, it’s inappropriate, speaks volumes about who that person is. Again. It’s the politics. We’re talking about – no more politics. Okay. So we’re going to move back to COVID there was a guy who actually went to the hospital because he swallowed a COVID stick. This is a testing stick that people use to test COVID. It’s similar to a big long Q-tip. It’s the big swab.

How in the hell did he swallow that?

Let’s call him.

Let’s find out!

 The hospital is not really sure if it was a home kit or if it was administered. Okay, the sticks are six inches long, they’re made of plastic and other materials. There you go, That’s the one, you know, they used to show you on the news where they stick it up and they tickle your brain and it has to stop at the back of your skull kind of thing. Oh my gosh, and he swallowed it? He was sticking it in the wrong hole for God’s sake. This COVID has gotten off hand and it’s way out of hand. It’s crazy.

There was a student that tested positive on September 9th and on September 11th. He went to school. Cool, and he contaminated, or infected 30 people. 30! 30 students and this is just crazy. Let’s use some common sense. If you knowingly infect someone with a deadly disease. you should go to jail. How about if you go to I don’t even know what it is.

Hang on. Hang on a minute. Okay, we’re sitting here at this little tiny table stuffed together. I’d like to turn this camera around because we’re actually hidden in the little, No, one of our daughter who’s in college, her old bedroom and everything’s pushed to one side and we’ve got these two screens. I’m trying to get my screen to go to the same place his screen is. Im reading stuff on my screen, reading stuff on his screen and frankly, I don’t even know where the hell we are at.

So again, this will all smooth out and it may even just get better. But for our first one, and I don’t even know where I’m at. Masks. Just wear that mask, okay.

 

Wearing fabric over your mouth and nose does not take your rights away. Where a damn mask. If nothing else, put your T-shirt up over your damn nose. It’ll protect me. It’s all about protecting your neighbor. If I sneeze if I have the disease and I don’t know, it just,  wear that mask.

Thank you Governor Polis! You are amazing, where a damn mask! Make a mask that fits your personality. I’m kind of a dork. I like to match my mask to my clothes. So I have no sewing skills. I even sew masks. So I went in my old box, got some old curtain material. I thought I was on the sound of music and it was going to make outfits. That was an age joke. Tie a tube sock around your mouth. I don’t care.

I saw on the internet grossest thing. Somebody had a jockstrap turned upside down in the skinny part The g string went up over their head, this is a weird a mask. It’s just weird.

 

Like Biden says, go Joe! Go blue! Whoops, Vote Blue!  Okay wear masks.

So did you hear Demi Lovato has broken up with her fiancé? It wasn’t a week ago. I was flipping Channel. I’m a crazy Channel flipper drives him nuts. I’m a crazy channel flipper. I was looking at the tv, Demi Lovato was on there, Talking about how she was so in love and oh my God, she’s never been in love before. This was the real thing in their lives, They are devoted together. And then flip the channel on the next Channel. They’re breaking off her fiancé and her. I reckon, Let Me Tell You Folks a relationship is work. It takes work every day, especially if you’re as high maintenance and Neely is I am. Its work. There is not one person out there that is absolutely perfectly suited to you, for you, with you.

 

You make it work, make it work!

I love him more than I loved anything in this world and there are some things he does that drive me, even after 29 years drive me crazy. One thing, 14 freaking bottles of shampoo in the shower. 14! 14!

There are more than 30 days in a month of sometimes and I need variety!

14 bottles of shampoo, hair conditioner, this smell, that smell, in the corner of the shower.

I have one! One kind that I like and that I’ve used. One bottle in my corner and bar soap. One bar of soap.

Okay back to Demi. Oh, damn. Oh, you poor poor Demi. She’s so tortured. She’s got money. She’s got Fame. She drives new cars. She has an assistant.

So it’s rumored that the ring that Max gave her was a million dollars. I don’t know what they’re going to do. He’s been accused of being a Social climber.

Oh my God. I have to say something really funny. I thought we were talking about Raven Symone, you know the Disney girl that she just got married too. She’s really long cool dreadlocks with fabric in them. She’s, I’m so embarrassed. That was silly. I thought we were talking about Raven-Symone? It is the Disney girl? She is, gosh.

 

Anyway, I wish them all the best. But whoever Max’s I don’t even know. After two months. I don’t even know.

I’m trying to get this screen. I am not a computer person. I don’t like them. I asked him to print this up on old-fashioned paper. Again, I asked him to print it up on a piece of paper for me so I could hold it in my hand. He was like we’re going to have screen in front of you. I asked him again. Would you please just put it on paper so I can hold it. He says it’ll make crunching noises in the microphone.

All you have to do is slide it up with your fingers. …going on, Hilary Duff. Who the hell is Hilary Duff now? Hilary Duff is another Disney Queen, princess. Wait, I’m still on Max. I’m trying to get this to Hilary Duff.

Okay. Wait. Oh and it says, okay. I cover it.

Hilary Duff’s placenta story two years ago. Wait a minute. I do not want to talk about Hilary Duff’s placenta.

Is what? Was It actually hers? I don’t know that I want to do this. Hilary Duff casually shared this. She drank a placenta smoothie after giving birth to her daughter. I thought you were supposed to give it to the oh wait, I gotta, oh my God, this is disgusting. I’m sorry. You should not ingest any after, after any things. Hilary Duff casually shared that she drank a placenta smoothie after giving birth to her daughter. Hopefully it was a her own placenta. I’d like to see, what, did They call the waiter or waitress in, excuse me. Can I order a placenta smoothie? Wow to each their own? She recently told the story on comedian Whitney Cummings good for you podcast …another podcast. After Hillary gave birth, her midwives. Oh the Midwife, whipped up a placenta smoothie for her. It still does not discriminate whether it was hers or someone else’s in the room next to her. She said, so I had a home birth. Okay, so it was hers…. and my midwives, I call them the witches. They’re pretty like hippy dippy like…. oh here we go with that “like” word again. Don’t even get me started. A little different thinking, and even to this day she is still repulsed by it. Is it disgusting drinking your placenta and a smoothie considering I don’t have a placenta and I never intend to have a placenta smoothie. I would have to fall on the side. I  oh my God, that’s so disgusting.

I agree. Sorry. Okay, so, okay. So like you said Zayn, what you were talking about Zayn and his coat? Oh great. Here we go Christmas music and Dolly Parton. Yes, Dolly Parton called and she wants her coat of many colors back.

So the Country Queen herself Miss Dolly Parton is returning this Christmas season with our first holiday album in 30 years. That’s pretty amazing.

That’s my crowd noise.

So this was released back on October 2nd and it’s amazing. She has got so much happening. She’s got a Playboy spread. Well, yeah 75 years old Playboy spread you rock Dolly, you rock! She does, so on the album, she’s got Jimmy Fallon, Michael Buble. I like to call Michael bubbly bubbly, bubbly. He doesn’t he is that spokesperson for that soda, bubbly bubbly, bubbly, bubbly. I know ,whatever anyway Michael Buble, Jimmy Fallon Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, don’t break my heart, my achey breaky Heart. Willy Nelson Yeah, Randy Parton.

Oh really? It says it was Billy Ray Cyrus. No, no. Oh, sorry. I’ve got an evergreen bough up my bum! Sorry If I was offensive. I don’t mean to be it’s just my character. Dolly Parton wanted to call, she wanted a cute name for her album. So she was thinking on calling it something like boughs of Dolly something corny, but she went on with a Holly Jolly Christmas. A Holly Dolly Christmas, you’re going to have to keep me abreast on these situations .

A breast? maybe two of them?

What are we talking about? So she’s got a whole you going Christmas? She’s got a deluxe coffee table book and it’s the songs of her career and Playboy hundred and seventy-five if he wasn’t married to me he described to her. And I would have to say that is a double D. Correct? Answer. I don’t bump bump. Okay a Holly Jolly Christmas. She loves the song a Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives. So she decided she didn’t want to use deck the halls with boughs of 200 pounds of dollies something corny like that. That’s cool. I like it. So what did she end up name on November 17th Dolly Parton and Dolly Parton released Song Teller my life in a deluxe coffee table book. I thought we were talking about an album of songs. Oh, it’s a coffee table book lived looking at her career and life through 175 of her songs. I’m a Song Teller. So it’s not an album.

Well, it also has an audio book that comes with it.

Oh that voice! It usually comes with some songs, I bet.  She’s got A Netflix, God bless her, 75 years old. Seventy five years old in Playboy. God bless the plastic surgeons! Bless them! Okay. Finally, we’re going on.

Are we going to have a fight? I don’t know, Are we going to have a fight?  That brings us to the next topic. Are you saying something about Dolly? Them there are Fightin words.

There’s a video….

How often are we going to do these podcasts thingies?

Weakly?

Oh God!

So they asked a group of people….

How much do I get paid for this?

That’s not this kind of a show.

So he thinks, okay.

Okay, I’ll stop interrupting. I promise

They asked a hundred people….

I wish you would make this computer work

…what their deal breaker is in relationships. And so many people have answered some really ridiculous answers. I mean, its just crazy. They asked a hundred people what their deal breakers are in a relationship. You said that, I think I need to read these things before I read them to you.

What would be your deal breaker? What would be your deal breaker? What would be your deal breaker? Dirty socks? 14 bottles of shampoo? What is your view? You know, what would be your deal breaker? Murder? Leaving the spoon in the sugar? The smell of coffee every morning? What would be your deal breaker? I don’t know. What would it be? Send us an email at Alan@AlanWild.us — and let us know what your deal breaker would be. Some of the serious answers, obvious answers, lying jealousy cheating unreliable – arrogance. He likes arrogance. Bad hygiene. Not with 14 bottles of shampoo.

No, let’s see. I lost my place bad hygiene, not being ambitious. Misogyny, having a bad circle of friends. Those are some of the serious ones light some of the more funny entertaining answers. Oh boy 14 bottles of shampoo leaving your shoes in the kitchen. Yeah, but you know, hey, somebody said they’re one of their deal breakers would be their partner, Person of interest, significant other, husband, wife or love slave, a deal breaker would be not laughing at your jokes.

He never laughs at my jokes. I get the complimentary ha ha ha ,not liking your pet, Pets dont live a very long time. Sorry Lucille rest in peace. That’s a whole nother podcast. Eating your Food, we don’t really do that very much. Not really ever have allowed chewers. Oh my God. Oh my God, that would be a deal breaker for me.

I think if you were just respectful, if you both are respectful. Smoking.

Okay, so I think we’re going to wrap it up. Okay. So again with the okay, so. Okay, so, get some cheese. O’Queso, that was a friend of mine. Yeah. There’s a great cook,

We have covered so many things. Okay, so, okay, so he was worried that I’d talk over him all the time and I command all the in the the attention, did that happen? All right. No not all right. Okay, so, okay, so we will be doing advice. Maybe! With exceptions.

So hopefully if you are in need of our advice.

 

Get my computer screen working to match his

I’ll give them computer lessons.

Yeah, If you are in need of advice from our homosexual gay dad selves. Please send an email.

you can send it to Alan@AlanWild.us or you can send it to MyGayDad@AlanWild.us either way, send it to us and please like And subscribe and comment on this video… only if you’re nice.

 

Please be nice. If you’re not I’ll just erase it. I guess I control the buttons.

We don’t erase.

Okay, so if you want to be mean…. be nice.  Fine, okay. Thank you. And adios. See you next week. Maybe!

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